No Bitchin'

No bitchin' in the kitchen, no complaining in the car.
Mind your manners, have high standards; save your drinking for the bar.

Could not imagine when we met, she would ever cause me pain.
Blindsided by her beauty, somehow missed the ball and chain...
Missed the ball and chain.

Wipe your feet, close the door; "Why don't you bring me roses any more?"
Every day another rule; gotta keep smiling, keep my cool.

No bitchin', no bitchin', no bitchin' in the kitchen;
No bitchin', no bitchin' no bitchin', no complaining; aaaaaaaaah.

There were times when we were happy; I swear there must have been a few.
Tried my best to please her pappy, but I bit off more than I could chew.

No bitchin' in the kitchen, no complaining in the car;
No bitchin' in the kitchen, no complaining in the car. Whiiiiiiine.