120 b/m 7/26/18
Just bought a bot;
she will take care of my every need.
Fly me to the moon;
fix me when I bleed.
Smarter than me,
younger and built to last;
Just ordered her last night,
but I hope she gets here fast.
She will never get old;
always smiling and hot;
Never be lonely, I got me a bot.
Already bought my ticket,
for that ship that’s bound for the stars;
One last time, let’s kick it,
cuz there’s no bars on mars.
Better get me a gun;
she won’t come with a switch;
I know they’re guaranteed,
but there could be a glitch.